The single status isn’t restricted to one gender alone, even though most people feel it’s a ladies thingy. Let’s admit it, how would you feel waking up 70 years later, feeble, old and alone? That hurts right?
Its worse when you live in Nigeria. Once you’re out of the 4 walls of any university, all eyes turn on you and be like “So when are you getting married?”
So you’re over 25 and single? I’m sure you’d totally buy into these photos/captions. Don’t worry you’re not alone, plus help is on the way.
1.**Logs into Facebook**: “Tola ‘married’ SK ‘Married’ Bisi ‘Pregnant’ Nkechi ‘Engaged” **Logs out and deactivates account**
2. When all the single ladies are asked to come out to catch the bouquet at a wedding and you’re the only one standing the bride literally hands the bouquet to you only to turn and walk away and the photographer says “cheese.”
3. When you call your cousin to speak with her over the phone and her mum answers the phone, you exchange pleasantries, she complains about you not calling as often as you used to or visit, then she goes “So when are you getting married?”
4. When you’re over 30 and woken up at midnight by your mum for deliverance prayers.