#1 Horny Pumpkin Seeds
Ever wonder why Thanksgiving is a man’s favorite holiday? Well other than scarfing his face all day while watching football games, pumpkin seeds are considered an aphrodisiac. The smell alone increases penis blood flow, getting him ready to do the nasty on turkey day!
#2 Smallest Penis Contest
It’s not often that tiny penises are praised and rewarded for their contribution to society, but a Brooklyn contest has made sure to praise even the little guys.
#3 Sex Pays Off
Anglia Ruskin University researchers discovered that the more sex you have, the higher wages you’re likely to earn at work…so get to the humping people!
Men wonder why women are always tired after cleaning and cooking for the family… but studies show that men are less likely to want sex after he’s done housework.
#5 Big Man Cardio
Heavy-set guys have been recorded as lasting more than three times longer than their stick-thin brothers. So ladies, it’s time to embrace the pot belly and heavy breathing!
#6 It Hurts!
Sex injuries are a serious deal people, and over 33% of you know exactly what we’re talking about. Bruises, fractures, cuts, sprained ankles and so much more can happy while your’e getting freaky!
#7 The Squirt
Is her ejaculation cum or pee? Well scientists have determined the fluid that comes out of her is a mixture of prostate fluid and pee!